The No Fly Zone, where winds of stupidity blow so hard that it causes your hair to grow inward.
This week, the Heat and Warriors played in a fairly entertaining game. That is not important though. What is important is the beef between Draymond Green and Hassan Whiteside leading up to the game. Whiteside took shots at the “small ball” approach and Green made remarks about Whiteside only dominating in the D-league. It was good back and forth, but only one problem: THEY HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY MET IN PERSON. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these two had a battle on Twitter. I know, I am just as shocked as you are.
I mean really? A Twitter battle? C’mon guys, at least do it on Skype or something where you’re actually saying to each other’s faces. This is the same as breaking up over text! Just like my mother used to tell me: If you can’t say it to their face, then you shouldn’t be saying that. Draymond? Hassan? Do I need to call your mommies? If you don’t shape up, I’m going to make you sit in the corner with a chair that is nowhere near big enough for you.
You read it right, I’m talking to you two like babies, because that is exactly how you are acting. Grow a pair, get off the social media, go up to the guy, and tell ’em he’s a bum at least! You can say other stuff that I won’t put on here, but say it with your voice and not your mobile devices. Makes me sick. You’re both grounded! And unfortunately, you’ll be in the No Fly Zone until you’ve learned your lessons!